Wednesday, December 12

Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

How's it hanging?
Things good at the Pole?
Elves behaving themselves?
How's that lovely wife of yours?

Well, you see Santa, I've been thinking...
I know there is only 13 days now til the big event, only 10 til my first family gathering, and I was hoping that maybe you and I could come to compromise.
I know you're a busy guy and well, I've been super busy as well...
I have only bought one present Santa and haven't even started out on my cards, which have to be handmade, you know that...
I'm sure you are still checking lists, ordering elves around and getting the reindeer ready, a lot to do in 12 days if you ask me.
Soooooo, I was thinking....
How about 4 day extension?
How about we plan on December 29th instead?
Give you a few more days, give us parents a few more days to hold the whole Christmas-thing over our kids heads and finish our shopping...
What do ya say?

I know you're a reasonable man Santa and I am sure I can count on you.
And with your extra 4 days, you can run off and get me one of these or this or even this.

Thanks Big Guy!
Love,
Simone

13 comments:

Kalyber said...

I'll tell you what Simone. If you'll be good and give Max a bit of love and not worry so much about what should be (handmade and all) I'll grant you that 4 day extension but the budget is a bit tight so your wish list will have to wait 'til next year.

Love,
Santa

noelmignon said...

LOL Simone!

Melissa said...

Hahahahaha!

Crafty Connie said...

P.S. Santa, I have to agree with Simone and would like an extention please!

Michelle said...

You are too freakin' funny!

Be sure to let me know if you get a reply from "The Big Guy"! :-)

Kristi *sweet* Sauer said...

mmm, Santa is going to get a similar letter from me!

lorrietori said...

I'm with ya there! A four day extension would be wonderful!

Kat said...

You are hilarious. Funniest Santa letter I have ever read.(Ok so I haven't read many but this one is definitely a favorite)

Cricket said...

cute letter Simone! Here's hoping Santa brings you what you want!

smiles,

incognito said...

tee hee
please don't do that!!
i am ready for the holidays to be over already!!

lol

kathleenh said...

Sounds reasonable to me Simone. Can we all get that extension?

malieta said...

Your letter to Santa is so humorous! Thank you for making me smile.
malieta:)

Rachel said...

Hey I want the extension too! If enough of us petition....????

ROFL

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