How's it hanging?
Things good at the Pole?
Elves behaving themselves?
How's that lovely wife of yours?
Well, you see Santa, I've been thinking...
I know there is only 13 days now til the big event, only 10 til my first family gathering, and I was hoping that maybe you and I could come to compromise.
I know you're a busy guy and well, I've been super busy as well...
I have only bought one present Santa and haven't even started out on my cards, which have to be handmade, you know that...
I'm sure you are still checking lists, ordering elves around and getting the reindeer ready, a lot to do in 12 days if you ask me.
Soooooo, I was thinking....
How about 4 day extension?
How about we plan on December 29th instead?
Give you a few more days, give us parents a few more days to hold the whole Christmas-thing over our kids heads and finish our shopping...
What do ya say?
I know you're a reasonable man Santa and I am sure I can count on you.
And with your extra 4 days, you can run off and get me one of these or this or even this.
Thanks Big Guy!
Wednesday, December 12