Tuesday, November 13

Overheard at my house

Over the weekend, had you been a fly on my wall, you probably woulda heard some of this...

"If you don't let me play guitar, not bass, I'm not playing with you anymore."

"What's a neo maxi zune dweebie?"

"Let's not get dressed today, we're not going anywhere."

"I love pot roast. Come, smell the pot roast with me."

"I can't write the paper for you. You are actually going to have to do some of this work ya know!"

"Man, I am really hating science right now."

"Oh look Space Jam's on...wait, I hate Space Jam."

"You are a major weirdo."
"I know."

"What's a grilled cheese?"
"Really?"
"Yeah, what is it?"
"Where exactly is this rock you live under?"

"I love the 80s."

Funniest thing is it is hard to tell which were me and which were the kid.
And seriously, what 10 year old has never had or seen a grilled cheese before? Besides the kid I babysit for?
I am eyeball deep in Science Fair and I swear I am soooooo done with it, I actually ran away last night to the store just to avoid it as much as possible. And now I don't want to go home because it is just waiting for me.
I feel like I am in 6th grade all over again.
My worst nightmare!

4 comments:

Michelle said...

Too funny! Yes....in most cases I DID wonder who was who! :-)

Crafty Connie said...

Think of it this way Simone, now that you are "in" 6th grade, you are smarter than a 5th grader. LOL!! Keep your head up, you're a great Mom and soon it will be Christmas break and you'll have a breather from homework.

chelemom said...

You are so funny! I can totally relate.....almost scary!

Josie said...

WTF - Who has never heard of a grilled cheese!?? I lived on them as a kid...still to this day nothing beats a perfectly brown grilled cheese sandwhich.

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